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Italy Gets Time Changes Mixed Up
Benito Spartacus in a statement to our intrepid reporter
Maximus Guillibus has confirmed that his government got things totally wrong
when jump-off times for Italian military moves went awry.
Quoting Benito he stated that “Weesa thought it wasa ‘Spring
Back anna Falla Forward’. De trains dey nona longer running on time ana de army
and de navy dey not moving at all.”
Unconfirmed reports state that
special teachers have been dispatched to all Italian schools to teach the
mantra “Spring Forward-Fall Back”. Meanwhile Guido ‘the Enforcer’ has been sent
to command units of the Regia Marina and the Esercito
Italiano for a little re-education exercise on daylight savings time. It is
rumoured baseball bats are involved.
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Satellite Images Reveal the True
State of Military Moves in Europe
Recently received satellite images from Sat Nav I indicate
the true state of affairs in Europe.
The Germans, Russians. Austrian-Hungarians, French, Romans,
Italians and English are at a loss to explain this mess. Distrust of the
Overseer runs rampant. The Overseer suspects hacking of the Sat Nav I Satellite
by sources unnamed.. Adolphe Thiers
denies all knowledge of claims that there have been any cyber attacks by the French Republic.
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Tsar Alexander Liberates Sweden to Ensure Product Safety
Concerned over recent declining quality and safety with
Volvo cars Tsar Alexander has been forced
to occupy Volvo care works in Malmo.
His Imperial Majesty has also expressed fears over the quality of Saab
products.
In an exclusive statement to our reporter , Maximus
Guillibus, he stated: “It is obvious that the capitalist swine and the running
dogs of imperialism have no regard to the safety of the freedom loving
proletariat peoples of the world. Good socialist work ethics will be introduced
in our massive re-organization of Swedish industry,”
La République Finally Gets it Right
In a
decisive move units of the Marine Nationale finally got into gear and have
occupied Spain.
It is
reported that Tapas Bars will be replaced by Cafes. It is also rumoured that a
Spanish guerilla movement is emerging supported by the Black Shirts in Italy.
Portuguese
Tapas Bar owners are also extremely nervous.
Meanwhile
unconfirmed reports state that Britain
and France are holding high
level talks over perceived Nazi.....errr that should be EU inclusion of the Low Countries has failed to secure all good beer
supplies.
Swimming
lessons for the French Army continue.
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Secret Society Rumored to Be
Re-Emerging
Eastern Roman intelligence sources suggest that a long
thought dead clandestine society has re-emerged after a 30 year hiatus. Sources
have revealed the following icon:
Anyone who has knowledge of this obscure symbol are urged to
contact the Overseer.
T-Shirts of the famed Atlantic Simulations Society will be available for sale. Total cost including taxes is $20.70 per shirt.
Purchasing details are to be arranged.
Wilkileaks: In a confidential email released by a source within the Office of the Overseer, the following concerns were noted:
"I will remind all members that the constitution of the Atlantic
Simulations Society forbid the use of the word ass or the acronym A.S.S.
to refer to the society. However, in some cases, the members may be
referred to as asses."
Britain Prevents German Beer
Monopoly
In a
brilliant move elements of the British Army and the Royal Navy thwarted German
attempts to place a stranglehold on beer supplies in Europe.
In a
national statement the Prime Minister Lord Stanley stated “Thank goodness we will still have
Carlsberg at a reasonable price. Never have so few owed so much to so many.”
It is believed from unconfirmed
sources that the British and French are conducting high level bi-lateral talks on preserving good beer supplies.
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Austria-Hungary Saves Failing Greek Economy
Units of the the Kaiserliche und Königliche Kriegsmarine entered Athens early
last week in a valiant attempt to
rescue a nation drowning in debt. With promises of a new currency and death to
all speculators Kaiser Franz-Jospeh has brought promises of a new era for all olive
growers and Taverna owners in the blighted country.
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Deustchland Uber Alles (Almost)
Units of the 1ST Guards Infantry Brigade, including the Kaiser Alexander Grenadiers and the 3rd Guard Grenadier Regiment-Elisabeth....NO, NO, NO THAT SHOULD BE.....German EU Bureaucrats and German
central bankers have successfully incorporated Holland
and Belgium into Greater Germany NO, NO, NO.....that should be
the European Economic Community.
The recent plebiscite in Denmark with rumours of British
vote fixing backed up by the Royal Navy and British Army met German aims up with
a resounding NO. Long live the freedom loving Danes.
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Eastern Roman Empire Waits
Recent
European developments have been foreseen by Imperator Justininan and as a result
he has taken “a wait and see what happens attitude” while Bulgaria is assimilated into the eastern Roman Empire.
Recent
diplomatic conversations with Germany,
Italy and Russia
indicates that the “game is a foot”.
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